remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
i remember bella willing to die for the dick
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blogofimpossiblethings
blogofimpossiblethings
All 👏 dogs 👏 are 👏 good 👏 dogs
All 👏 cats 👏 are 👏 good 👏 cats
All 👏 spiders 👏 are 👏 terrifying 👏 and 👏 need 👏 to 👏 stay 👏 away 👏 from 👏 me 👏 but 👏 are 👏 still 👏 inherently 👏 good
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nubbsgalore
nubbsgalore
“a bird in the hand is better than a thousand birds flying.” - proverbs of ahikar
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mens-rights-activia
mens-rights-activia
me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year
2016:
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